once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
OH MY LORD
She went to the Con as 221 B Baker St.
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
it’s very nice
half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot
*makes out with u as a friend*