teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

fuckingmulder:

Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”

Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.

Her time has come.

She is a medical doctor.

daily-relief:

all vertical

daily-relief:

all vertical

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

BLESS YPU BOTH

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)


  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad