look how cute my hair is today! (-:
My dad built my sister’s cats bunk beds
why’d we have to color so much in school. it didnt teach us anything. is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie
*andre 3000 voice* crazy bitch
Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]
Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters
My anaconda will consider it
Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”
Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.
Her time has come.
She is a medical doctor.